ethan-lawson-wate:

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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its been so long and barack hasnt returned any of my messages so…

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officialpigeon:

give me a he’ll yeah if ur blogging on mobile

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figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

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gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

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myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

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lameborghini:

*lovingly calls u a lil shit*

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stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

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donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

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straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

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kushandwizdom:

The Good Vibe
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heyfunniest:

Who wore it better?

wigwams:

when u hear your parents talkin shit

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legalmexican:

what a beautiful day to stay indoors

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